Sadly I missed what looks to have been a poignant and restrained Channel 5 doc on Mechaphiles last night. For those of you mouthing the word 'mecha-what' a mechaphile is a car-lover, someone who fucks cars. Or in some cases just wanks over them.
According to my friend at one point one of them claimed to have shagged Airwolf. I can't help but wonder how long it will be before this important issue gets the attention it deserves. We have abolished and apologised for slavery yet we continue to refer to ourselves as 'car owners'. At last the idea of gay marriage has become a reality but what about those who want to wed their four wheeled wank wagon? How long must we wait till auto-sexual priests can stand proud at the pulpit and preach the pleasures of the tailpipe?
Come election time it is these types of important issues that could be the deciding factors, thank you Channel 5 for making such a thought provoking piece of shit.
Thursday, 29 May 2008
My car is my lover
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I'd just like to come out and admit I'm a furniphile, and yes, that is my 'love smudge' on your chair.
Yeah well I'm an Andyscoatpocketsaphile so in your face! Or at least in your pockets.
I'm kind of aroused by tippex. Should I be worried?
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