Nevermind the sell-out here's a hypocritical fuckwit

I've always thought John Lydon's brand of boggle-eyed faintly campy accented 'anarchy' was fucking shit. It might have been shocking once to say bastard and piss on telly but more often than not he comes off as a Viz character that didn't make the cut.

Oooh he's so mental what will he say next? Well probably something about the monarchy being cunts or wanting to spit on pensioners. Or some other predictably piss-poor attempt to shock the five people who still buy The Express and think about the monarchy more than once a year.

But this? Yes for the first time he's genuinely shocked me by sinking to hitherto unplumbed depths of hypocrisy. Well done you pointless shitbasket.

Proof if ever proof was needed that sooner or later "anarchy" becomes "cup o' tea" for all of us.

As for the ad in general, selling a product on the strength of a subjective opinion from a laughable washed-up hypocrite sell-out is surely grounds for dismissal.

You think "It tastes the best?" So fucking what? Why would I value your opinion on anything? You may as well have an anonymous drunk tramp advertising your product "I like jaffa cakes coz dey… er dey… tastes BESTUST. Yeah?".

Killer strategy you wankers. Read this, take a step back and fuck yourselves right in the face.