I was in HMV on the weekend buying the first two seasons of THE WIRE when I saw this double pack...
Does he have it in his contract that he has to lean at thirty fucking degrees in everything? Why is he always leaning on blondes? Why has he always got his hands in his pockets?
Why is he such a casual, carefree, confuddling twat? I bet the stylist got fired for fastening his jacket in the second one.
"I'm casual - you've fastened my fucking jacket you r-tard, thirty degrees doesn't look casual with a fastened fucking jacket DOES IT?!! Well?! You're fucking fired."
In the Failure to Launch poster he's rocking on his heels which makes him look some kind of novelty crate trolley.
In the Failure to Launch poster he's rocking on his heels which makes him look some kind of novelty crate trolley.
Maybe SJP should hammer some wheels through his ankles and use him to carry wheel around heavy objects, like her saddle and horse shoes for when she needs to be rode in a gymkhana....
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I can't believe you're calling her horse face... anyway check out the SJP impersonator fighting a pregnant mum in this trailer http://www.disastermovie.net/#/video/
I laughed out loud. I feel ashamed.
A little preview pic in the usual place: http://johnpaulthurlow.blogspot.com/
Terrible, absolutely shocking.
What a piece of shit, looks worse than MEET THE SPARTANS.
Parasitic film making - it's a whole genre
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